"The car causes me turmoil. There is so much about it I absolutely love, but there is so much about it that I detest. It's such a paradox. "The styling is not to my genre - this curvaceous-with-sharp-edge twenty-first century styling. I don't like it but I can live with it. It attracts a lot of attention; a lot of people do like it. "The driving position - I love the driving position. The car feels narrow, the cabin feels small, the centre console's at the right height, the gearlever's in the right place, the steering wheel's in the right place. To sit in it, you feel like you are driving a sports car. "Love it! "It's been designed for me - good reach, good height. "And it goes like a tram. If you had told me that it has a V8 in front, I would have believed you. The torque, the response, the in-gear acceleration - brilliant! I think that the low gearing contributes a lot to that but for everyday use - running around town and out on the highway - it's good. "But the story goes all downhill from there... "The engine is so powerful, so torquey - and with the right gearing to match that torque - yet the sheer noise, vibration and harshness that you get from the front of the car is horrific. A sports car needs a little bit of noise - this is over and beyond that, stupidly so. The whole time that you are holding the gearstick it vibrates. From what I know of this engine it's supposed to be a silky, smooth sweet engine. So what in the driveline is causing this harshness? Is it the gearbox, is it the tailshaft? Something is chronically wrong. Put the car in neutral and gradually increase the revs and the harshness is there. "It feels like an old car. That amount of noise, that amount of vibration - it truly feels like an old car. A ten year old car that has really had a hard life. Unacceptable in a new car. Unacceptable from Nissan - they are capable of better, we know that. "My next biggest dislike is the interior. That is an interior from a forty thousand dollar car, not a sixty-five thousand dollar car. The dashboard is very cheap, the doors are very cheap, the seats look great - they have leather on them - but I was never quite comfortable. The driving position is good but the seat itself is uncomfortable. I changed positions constantly and by the end of one day was well on the way to having a lower back ache. "Its next failing - and this is a major one - is handling. On a smooth road highway or for a quick whip around the block - fantastic. "For Mum or Dad, great. "But you push it a little bit harder and you have - bang! - sudden understeer. And it is sudden. The Stability Control grabs it very quickly. But if pressed a little harder it will want to break into snap oversteer. The Stability Control again grabs it - but to me, it grabs it way too early for a sports car. "For a sports car with very, very rough-riding suspension, it's wrong. You can have a good handling car and it needn't have a rough ride. This has an extremely rough ride and doesn't have the handling to justify it. "It was only last night and today that I was brave enough to turn off the stability control. Last night in the wet I caught a major lose. It went understeer - lots of understeer - then snap oversteer. Today in the dry I spent most of the day with the stability control off. This snap oversteer is an issue. Coming down the usual route that I take home, at stupidly low speed - 40 km/h - it snapped around on me. This is the sort of speed that I would take any car - brisk, with let's say just a touch of aggressive driving. "It doesn't grip! "Smooth roads, smooth curves... with a salesperson next to you, in a new tight car, something you're not pushing to eight-tenths, it feels great. But for a car with suspension that is that rough, it's wrong - it doesn't handle. "It took me a while to get my head around an accurate description of how it handles. It handles like a utility. Like a V8 ute: big, initial turn-in understeer and that snap oversteer. Whether it's speed-induced or power-induced. Driving along smooth roads, through gentle switchbacks, the back-end is too rigid, too hard. You can feel it wanting to walk: the back end bounces. "Carrying loads? Well, it's not a patch on the Boxster. The Boxster has two boots, one very deep and wide, the other even wider but quite shallow. Between the two you can carry everything and anything. The 350Z has a boot that is extremely shallow. It has the body brace through the middle of it restricting any form of box carrying. You might be able to wedge a set of golf clubs under it or over it or around it somehow. Even compared to the 911 - whose design origin dates back to '63 - in some ways the boot space in the 911 is more versatile. It's deeper - not as large, but certainly more practical. "The cheapness of the interior of the 350Z...the floor on top of the spare tyre is the same plastic that they use for real estate agent signs! The [boot] floor mat slides - you can't put anything there, even a diary. At the first gentle intersection, at the first gentle sweeper, it will whistle across the car, it will whistle back, it will whistle into the cabin with you. I got to the point of [feeling] aggression for not being able to carry anything. I see that there are hooks there for a net - is the net standard? [None was provided.] Without a net the boot is useless. I had my passenger carrying my goods around her feet - but we gave that idea away and moved the passenger seat forward, wedging the goods down between the seats. "We have a friend who is choosing between a [Holden] Monaro and a 350Z. I said to him: I prefer the 350Z's body size, I prefer its cabin size, I prefer its driving position. Its acceleration is fantastic, it's zippy, it's agile. Buy the Monaro. He was stunned, and asked 'why?' I said it comes down to one thing: coarseness. It is a coarse car. "I truly believe that Nissan engineers spent a lot of development time on a very high speed, banked circuit. Smooth, constant-radius corners. It loves those: it devours them without a hint of stability control. But get it out into the real world with good highways, almost good highways, average highways - it's not competent, it's too rough. "It's heartbreaking. I want to like this car, I truly do. The image I can handle - the sheer amount of attention it gets I can handle. The driving position, the feel of the steering, the accuracy of the placement - I love. But it's just so coarse and so cheap in its execution. "It's so close and yet the deficiencies are so major."
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